Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay

Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.

by James rejenold January 02, 2022

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 15, 2007

Hamster slut

The idea of a person with profoundly big cheeks is also a huge slut

That william guy is a huge hamster slut

by Coomzzys April 26, 2016

Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.

Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*

by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by June 19, 2022

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 01, 2020

Sunroof Hamster

A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.

In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.

I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!

by BeeSilvArea February 22, 2024