autistic 12 year old fortnite players who have probably never talked to a girl and leave comments under youtube videos saying they are underrated. probably has more hours in creative mode than has hours going outside
by SandiestHook May 16, 2019
The most leet game ever. It is now open source. Has the chmmr in it. And the Zoq-Fot-Pik. And the Shofixti. And Frungy.
by Critta C December 14, 2007
by Davy March 21, 2004
Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.
"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"
by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009
An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')
Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.
by p1zl3 December 31, 2006
by Doc4science March 29, 2018
Everyone has that one Xbox/PlayStation/Wii controller that has an excessively sticky button(s) because an idiot friend or obnoxious sibling spilled a sticky beverage upon the controller (usually grape juice).
by YungTim January 04, 2012