The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”
32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
Get the Aging Dude Bro mug.A secret old age verification system, similar to the one known as age gate which acts as a technical protection measure used to restrict access to digital content to those who are not of the appropriate-age. But Old-Age Gate runs secretly and is used to identify those (at least in the US) who are age 40 or older (that’s when by law you’re in a protected class). Old-Age gate system then captures tons of unverified info on individuals it determines are in this group.The info is purchased by anyone secretly who is willing to pay the price and is used to do things like: deny employment at all levels, restrict access to health services or even deny claims on your health insurance, or deny extra policy coverage and life insurance. Old-Age gate reports also show exactly how much money you earn or receive and what you can afford to pay for anything. A company pays for a report, mostly likely through a data warehouses, and uses it to market stuff to you. Also, if it determines that you are really old, it has been known to sell info on the what/where you purchase. because you have limited freedom to travel somewhere else. **A key thing to note: In order for Old-Age gate to work, you must all believe it does not exist. Because although your personal info has tons of value, you the individual owner must not profit from the buying and selling and reselling of it… infinitum.
I ran into an old age gate in my job search. After my 3rd interview with a company for this job (where I meet every qualification, and don't have a criminal record or low credit score) or expect to have a life of my own, the company ghosted me. They gave me no reason when I asked at least 3 times. Moreover they hired someone who was under 40 that is less qualified but they are paying less. The person was in the waiting room when I interviews and found out a day after they told me my references were all awesome and they would start the check.
by clark2tru October 8, 2018
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"I fucking hate the Ice Age Baby. He's a cunt."
"Yeah, broski he's a little bitch. I hope he kills himself."
"Yeah, broski he's a little bitch. I hope he kills himself."
by IceAgeBabyIsMegaGay February 23, 2021
Get the Ice Age Baby mug.A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.
Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.
Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.
Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"
Present day
Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"
Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."
Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."
Present day
Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"
Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."
Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."
by av9e February 18, 2022
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Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.
Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.
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