Loose Coupling

when you find yourselve pairing up to do Chinese helicopter pilot impressions after a few beers because there’s no totty about.

Shall we be loose coupling as the totty isn’t great here.

by The Bruce’s September 21, 2025

Couple Buddy

To me ig its like friends with benifits but way more closer igg😂 like you act like a couple but you aint you just need someone to be with ig

She is my couple buddy.

by Une September 12, 2019

comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021

Couple

People who cuddle and shit

Person 1: "No we're just friends, but we still cuddle and shit"

Person 2: "Oh so you're a couple?"

by verysmartperson59584 October 2, 2021

Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.

I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".

by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024

Couple Goalzy

When a couple is just too damn cute

"Wow do you see them? They are so couple goalzy!"

by NI G GA R January 15, 2017

skater couple

They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.

Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.

by rootbeer&icecream December 7, 2017