testicballs

Nasty ass fucking hairy balls on a hot summer day. you know, all sweaty, and up your ass. great for squeezing and obtaining vinegar.

"That Kyle B. sure likes dem testicballs in his wolfpussy."

by Andrew Gofuckyoselfnigga November 25, 2007

Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA)

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.

Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.

by Wheaters July 1, 2008

testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.

But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive

by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006

testicle

Colorful frozen confection on a stick made from semen

"Gimme a hot dog and two testicles to go"

by Dick Fondla April 28, 2003

testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY

I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"

by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005

testicle wrestler

one who fondles male gentialia in a rough manner as to be wrestling them

That slut was a major testicle wrestler, believe me i know <nudge nudge>

by duappy November 9, 2004

Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)

Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.

by Copete389 June 4, 2011