The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 5, 2019

by RM I Kangaroo May 17, 2017

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"
by Dooctor September 6, 2021

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.
The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021

an extreme version of explosive diarrhea but nuke like when shitting with tactical diarrhea there's a chance you make a massive mess in the toilet
James has tactical diarrhea and everytime he shits his toilet gets destroyed rarely but his rich parents are treating him with medicine and new toilets
by Chungus manBruh September 27, 2021

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
