Sarcastic switch

When you say something in a sarcastic manner and someone doesn't understand you're being sarcastic, and starts arguing your very point in a direct manner. Then in turn you argue against your mutual point of view with them in order to further make a jackass out of them.

Works in a group of people who are listening and can laugh at them with you.
Sarcastic switch :

1. That R. Kelly guy really caught a lot of undue bs for pissing on that girl!

2. She was only fourteen! How would you feel if that was your daughter!

1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!

2. You're a pervert!

1. Quit being uptight, Dudley do right!
by RobdubyaRobdubya March 13, 2011
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Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.
by Hilda's Grand June 01, 2011
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Off Your On Switch

to commit suicide
or to kill someone


(to "turn off" the life switch)
Roger: Ashely sent me a text message saying "I'm going to off your on switch" What does that mean?

Robin: RUN man! That's what it means




by srdoremi December 18, 2008
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bi switch-up

switching back and forth between orally servicing male and female
At one point during the threesome, she did a bi switch-up, kneeling between them, going back and forth between sucking cock and eating pussy.
by Lo Qi October 14, 2023
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pussy switch-up

a threesome act; like a BJ switch-up but a man servicing two women instead of one woman servicing two men
He became a pussy sandwich, as he performed a pussy switch-up on two women who thought they were the ones taking advantage.
by Lo Qi October 14, 2023
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Bait N' Switch

N. Deceitful social technique used by nubile young twenty-somethings to introduce potential suitors to their friends.

This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
Poor Steve found himself a rocket, but she pulled the ol' bait n' switch on him and now he's stuck over there with that tugboat friend of hers.
by Chandler1984 March 16, 2009
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Bear hunting with a switch

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
by Mattake2 March 17, 2008
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