Ball sweater

Someone who try's so hard that their balls sweat. Ball Sweats or Ball Sweaters are especially found in Call of Duty games.

Gamer #1 : Dang that guy on the other team is going 38-0...he is a ball sweater.
Gamer #2 : Yeah I bet he keeps a bowl under his balls to hold all his sweat.

by Swagonometery May 18, 2017

Brown Sweater

when you dick is covered in poo

"god damn that hoe gave me a brown sweater" " Mom loves to give my bro brown sweaters all the time"

by ninjafighter157 March 26, 2021

sweater whether

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i enjoy listening to sweater whether😃😼

by daddythictho November 11, 2020

Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater

Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter

by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011

Sweater Weather

A song that ruin the hopes and dreams of everyone that hears it. It's soul crushing. No one should speak of this song... ever.

Eva: Oh I love this song!

Sienna: What's is called?

Eva: Sweater Weather-

Sienna: Nevermind.

by EvaMarie322 February 7, 2022

Sweatering

Attempting to wear a sweater gracefully.

Janice has taken to sweatering, but some of her choices have been Bill Cosby-esque.

by Alsex, The Man October 19, 2010

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019