suicide mish

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mission

Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?

by Andy2billion July 15, 2005

Russian Suicide

Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.

News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."

Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."

by Doing_Beuano October 3, 2023

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017

suicide caucus

The act of a political party causing harm to their country and use that pain to force the opposition to comply. This is different from political suicide which compromises a chance of maintaining power. A suicide caucus is often a last ditch effort.

John Boehner fucking with the debt ceiling is a prime example of a suicide caucus.

by Baldr57 October 8, 2013

Suicide Rhyme

When words rhymes with pronunciation of the word instead of spelling.

<suicide rhyme> Say this,
"Someone someone tell me what where fighting for ,anyone anyone anyone can start a war
For ,war

by FistOfJusticeTV February 17, 2017

suicide van

A minivan driven by a muslim woman

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.

by Kosp November 15, 2016

suicide whore

A suicide whore is someone who thinks of suicide every time something small goes wrong

I lost my pencil, I wanna die
Don't be such a suicide whore

by Blikjewater November 22, 2018