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spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.
Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it
by Katyladey August 16, 2016
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Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016
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Milky Spoon

When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".
I gave Dave a milky spoon last night, after he power washed my anus with his tongue.
by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021
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spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 13, 2022
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spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014
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The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
by Web* October 28, 2018
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Omega spoon

Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.

Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie

whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
by Fornite sux July 5, 2018
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