sphincter

a stupid person, or a stuck up individual

sphincter says wut?

by robert March 14, 2004

sphinx

noun, verb

A kick to the sphincter; A kick to the ass that hits in the exact middle, contacting the sphincter. Usually achieved by an individual wearing a pair of women's heels.

"That was a hell of a sphinx; my asshole is killing me."

"I meant to kick him in the ass, but I sphinxed him by accident."

"Don't make me sphinx your ass."

by Jen and Matt June 15, 2008

sphinx

leader of many

Rahotep friend of the people

by ra hotep January 19, 2004

sphincter murmur

occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.

when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.

by Dave Rollie April 8, 2008

spherical objects

A polite alternative to bollocks or balls as a written or oral expletive.

George was always talking a load of spherical objects as none of it was correct.

by Clansman April 12, 2009

Sphincter Hug

A rather affectionate term used to describe the act and capability of the anus to literally "hug" or embrace in a loving matter any type of cylindric object placed next or in front of the rectal arms.

1. I saw Rogelio giving sphincter hugs to Charlie on my way to the toilet.

2. I don't want to complicate things more, so I just think we should just stay with the sphincter hugs and leave it at that...

3. Man, Marcos gives the tightest bear hugs.

4. Martha surprised me with the sweetest "hug" this morning.

by CRICACHINA June 28, 2009

Sphinx Clap

Basically, it's double penetration via fisting, one goes in the rectum and one in the vagina, once inside, push the hands together to simulate a clap with the vaginal/rectal walls inbetween the palms.

Man1: Hey, John. Did you hear about Shelly?
Man2: Yeah, Graham did a right number on her. Sphinx clap and all!
Man1: She's destroyed.

by TheSecretDefiner March 22, 2011