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Get the Spanish Basting mug.While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
Get the Spanish paddler mug.by Starryeyes October 8, 2017
Get the Ricky spanish mug.Sexual act where the male shoots his baby gravy into the gutterslut's ass while busting her buttguts and said gutterslut has flatulent gas, the male waits for her to begin building up flatulent pressure and pulls out quickly as the gutterslut sprays butt perfume mixed with baby gravy as close to a 45 degrees angle in the air as she can manage.
Man I was railing this gutter slut in the ass and she must have been eating taco bell before so I turned her into a Spanish snowmachine
by MudDoc October 17, 2017
Get the spanish snowmachine mug.A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank
"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"
by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017
Get the spanish broccoli mug.-Niall Horan is very Spanish spicy
-I'm a Spanish spicy person
-darn tootin saspirlla that's a fantastic dance
-I'm a Spanish spicy person
-darn tootin saspirlla that's a fantastic dance
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