Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

Southern Grit Warbler

Some kind of bird that Hunter thinks exists?

Hunter seems oddly obsessed with the imaginary Southern Grit Warbler.

by dustypin November 24, 2021

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

southern french kiss

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.

hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.

by Bill McSpankee January 23, 2023

Sweet Southern Pickle

When you dip your penis in honey and sprinkle Copenhagen Southern Blend long cut on top, then perform sexual activities involving penetration of the penis.

Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”

by Jon Sharti March 7, 2022

backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023