Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020

snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.

My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets

by Harley36 August 24, 2015

Snail Trail

A mark left behind on tinfoil, left by a torch heated pill, while being smoked through a straw by a crackhead.

Look at the snail trails left on the foil, this bitch is a crackhead

by Fried Bacon01 February 26, 2025

snail

Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.

*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!

by xHARMONICOREx January 20, 2011

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.

Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.

by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024