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To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.
Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
by Imnotameme January 18, 2018
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Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017
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shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit ๐Ÿ„
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Shrek

oh boy

shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say

he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
guy 1:oh man who is that?
guy 2: holy moly thats shrek!!
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019
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Shrek

It's not a term its a comparison
Typically it's a comparison of something great or perfect, but can also mean god in some circumstances.
by Donkeyh January 9, 2020
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Shrek

Shrek is the sexiest best in all of the work and univers. He is God. He is the most powerful and not even thanos can get rid of him. It is said that thanos once tried but was defeated by Shrek just by him looking at thanos . We praise Shrek . SHREK IS LOVE . SHREK IS LIFE.
Bob: wow who's that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Me: it's Shrek ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธ
Bob: I think I caught feelings ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜โ˜บ๏ธ
Me: welcome to the club ๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜š
by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019
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