Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

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by cool youu May 18, 2021

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by I play tennis with your balls November 18, 2020

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Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚

by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019

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“Yo dude did you watch the new Shrek movie?”

“SHREK 5 CAME OUT?!”

by Pogger_person April 11, 2021