Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

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by cool youu May 18, 2021

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Shrek is love, Shrek is everything. Ruler of the Holy Swamp, and eternal reason of life

A: Do you praise Shrek?
B: Yes, as he created the universe and everything, I praise him in the Holy Swamp every day

by tirannorex September 22, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is an extremely pogger series of movies only true memers watch

“Yo dude did you watch the new Shrek movie?”

“SHREK 5 CAME OUT?!”

by Pogger_person April 11, 2021

Shrek

Shrek day is a day where we appreate the sexiness of shrek,go wish ur friends happy shrek day.

Hey joe,happy shrek day!
Happy shrek day to you too mat!

by Grimstudios October 14, 2021

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