shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shred

A referance to the time when you absolutly carved your soul into a run down the mountain. Uttering this word is like the mating call for fellow snowboarders.

Dude do you Shred? Shred. Ya...i frickin shred.

by James THE Shredder January 23, 2018

shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.

“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”

by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018

Shred the gnar gnar

When someone ride a dick so hard that it breaks the skin

“Damn my girl shred the gnar gnar so hard like fuck”
“Damn”

by Shred the gnar gnar June 7, 2018

Shred

Dennotation- to tear up

Connotation- to skateboard really well

I went to the skatepark to flaunt my skills, and a fellow skater complimented me on how well I could shred.

by radical power punch cooler March 1, 2018

Shredatentiary

A machine that is used to cut mozzarella in a pizza joint. Very dangerous use wisely

Aye bro can you go hop on the Shredatentiary

by Tasmanian joey September 28, 2018

Shred some gnar

Wicked skate tricks
Straight killin it on a skate board

You guys ready to shred some gnar?

by ABKT111017 November 16, 2018