Semenicing

When u look to the future instead of the past

Ex: I was semenicing about us girl

by Kadoodle spots June 4, 2019

Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

by 3veD June 8, 2019

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi May 17, 2018

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.

Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.

by Small pp equals big brain January 25, 2020

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

Demon semen

People who are born on October 31

Including me... Yay...

They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.

Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !

Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!

Person One: Wh-what-

Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*

Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020