safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023

safe budget

It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.

safe budget means that it is within budget
as in its a good budget

by Dins25 January 2, 2009

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

by Charliebynature April 14, 2021

Jay safe

A fart nigga that eats hella dipsticks on da low. However, he's so swaggy he'll come through and clap your mom up on the sneak tip.

Jay Safe is always fucking your mom.

by Mikeysling3 January 1, 2018

Safe and Effective

Not safe or effective

The vaccine is safe and effective

by Vitamin c February 20, 2024

Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005