Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Jay safe

A fart nigga that eats hella dipsticks on da low. However, he's so swaggy he'll come through and clap your mom up on the sneak tip.

Jay Safe is always fucking your mom.

by Mikeysling3 January 1, 2018

Safe and Effective

Not safe or effective

The vaccine is safe and effective

by Vitamin c February 20, 2024

Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Scar-Safe

Scar-safe was invented by the YouTube Channel GoodTimesWithScar and describes anything kid-friendly or, well, safe. This word captures all the positivity and light of a situation.

Wow a cool new movie is out!
Really? Is it scar-safe?

by 1398471239823478901239087 December 23, 2022

safe head

Oral sex with a condom

It was 1 night I was so horny, I let this guy give me safe head.

by TAP26 June 30, 2021