Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016

Ron

The one kid who thinks he's so strong but he us too much if a fucking pussy to fight you when he talks shit

Omg Thiers ron ready to pussy out if another fight

by Fat kidz February 8, 2018

Ron

A long tooth beaver that cant close his mouth

Look over there in the water! Its a ron!

by Gehsneowp February 28, 2020

Smiley Ron

Man who acts like a woman in order to flatter members of the same sex, gain homosexual online relationships, get free loot, or to disguise himself as a "spiritual warrior" and "ghost hunter."

Damsonrrhee pulled a "Smiley Ron" when he told online friends he was a she.

by Katonfire September 29, 2008

Bmore ron

A Bmore-Ron is the Gold Standard in male debauchery and degenerative behavior. The ultimate in living to excess with non stop drinking, partying and getting prostitutes. A Bmore-Ron always has the biggest dick

That guy always going to Thailand but doesn't go for culture. He's such a Bmore Ron !!

by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Ron

Ron, a gorgeous soul! Your journey through darkness only strengthened your radiant light. Your resilience is inspirational

Behind that captivating smile and cocky charm with a stoic attitude lies a compassionate heart, beating with kindness and empathy and it radiates warmth and love like no other

Your intelligence shines brightly, illuminated by humor that brightens every day.

You're adorable, handsome and so much more!

Ron, you embody strength, beauty and grace.

Keep shining! I love you

Ron, you're amazing! From darkness rose a resilient, compassionate heart. Smart, funny, adorable and handsome - your light shines!

by Littleknownfacts November 4, 2024

Ron Rothstein

Literally God himself

Did you pray to Ron Rothstein last night?

by Ronthegod March 13, 2021