ring arounder

When one of your turds is long enough to go around your toilet bowl

Man I just just took a ring arounder and the bathroom stinks

by Neb Martin February 12, 2017

Ring Announcer

A gentleman or lady whom whilst speaking, exudes the fiercest and most diabolical amount of falsehoods.

Who was that ring announcer you were talking to there?

by CoreyHaimes October 28, 2010

Rings of Power

Rings of Power is a series made by Amazon with an immense budget that ended up being a financial disaster due to its hypocrisy and focus on identity politics rather than on the story. You Ringed of Power something, or you RoP something, means that you miserably failed, without being honest with yourself and others.

"Oh no, your RoP your exams!" or "Oh no, you Rings of Power your exams!" or "Oh no, you Ringed of Power your exams!"

by Brynjolf7 June 13, 2023

Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.

I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Ring of Biruzalyft

Ring of Biruzalyft: Worn under Kénji’s armor is a small silver ring glowing a yellowish sheen with green runes carved into it, The Ring of Biruzalyft grants the wearer complete nullification to sensory manipulation, and foresight of the wearers actions.

"The Ring of Biruzalyft is a relic originally held by Biruzalyft the relic stealer"

by Kénji Lescara February 10, 2019

Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010