Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020

Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021

The Dom Read

When a gay kid calls out a arrogant kid for being scum in the card game called mafia.

I have the Dom read.

You do?

Yeah kill him!

by mafioso234 February 18, 2010

The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

Read

Cocaine.

That guy Read is 100% Pure Cocaine n cut.

by ChuggaChugg November 23, 2021

Zack Read

A butt. But a real friend. The best one someone could ask for

My best friend Zack Read

by ERummel December 6, 2018

Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'

girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis

by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025