Ranch Water

A sexual move where one person lays on their stomach with ranch dressing in their ass, the other partner slurps the ranch out.

Zack tried Ranch Water for the first time, after douching for three hours, the water still wasn't running clear.

by Ranchwatercutie November 21, 2025

Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.

Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.

no, i heard he has a corn ranch.

by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 14, 2022

Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”

by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018