public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Public Cloud

Inherently unstable and terrible

Fucking Azure is down again, why are we still using public cloud on prod guys?

by silvanathecat June 25, 2024

secular public

Being in public when your not in a religious setting

Your in secular public, qualify your phrases.

by Abba Texas May 7, 2024

Winchester public school

The worst fucking place on the motherfucking earth, there is often people smoking in the washroom and there is a lot of rude people

“Dude do you go to a good school”
“No I go to Winchester public school”

by Pseujsjsj May 28, 2018

TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFE

IF DRAWN: APEX:PUBLIC IMAGE

REMAINDER: PUBLIC HUMILIATION

DIVISION: PUBLIC LOYALTY

If you are going to FUCK HARDER as the best way as know by heart the TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFE and always be aware of what events when in PUBLIC DISPLAY that are transpiring.

by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 4, 2021

drinking in public

Hanging with your deadbeat friends downtown with a bottle cognac in a brown paper bag. Usually accompanied by a Red Bull Energy shared between the group. Most of your friends are wearing grey baggy pants and a shitty, old leather jacket.

Hey man, wanna go spend the afternoon drinking in public? Ed's got a couple of dollars and a pack of cigs. Maybe if we put all our money together we can buy some Jack Daniels.

by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.

Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL

by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018