porn hog

someone who does not want to share the names of the porn websites they use.

gilberto dont be such a porn hog

by ogpussymagnet June 22, 2010

Porn Computer

a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.

"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."

by mes1983 December 27, 2009

Child porn

Why tf u here nigga u a sicko in here bruh why u bout to watch child porn bruh

Fbi agent 1: nahh aint no way bruhh
Fbi agent 2: what?
Fbi agent 1: we got one of them sickos watching child porn bruhh
Fbi agent 2: oh hell nah bruh im out of here i aint goin to be seeing one of these niggas bruh

by ALL IS DOOMED BY THE FOG February 19, 2023

rage porn

Articles and headlines intended to elicit an emotional response that is toxic and pits people against each other.

This article on Westboro is just rage porn! No way am I sharing.

by redmonsmith January 6, 2015

porn buddy

An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion).

Eric's parents were uninformed of their son's permiscious activities thanks to the porn buddy system.

by my real name December 23, 2003

porn box

The computer.

Let me fire up the ol' porn box.

by Captin Clymidia August 5, 2008

Porn drive

TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming

TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends

It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.

The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.

by encryption key size matters January 27, 2013