cool points

Is a system of points that reflect a person's popularity or social ranking. One is awarded cool points for doing something stupid or a completely mindblowing act (such as banging mark's mom or eating a baby) due to the fact that the person has either low self esteem or because his friends are complete doushe bags. Also High 5's and Negg's play quite a role in the cool ponts system. When one recieves a high 5, he is awarded usually 10 cool points. But when someone is disgraced with a Negg, they have 10 cool points subtracted. After one has banked up 100 cool points he is thought to be quite a cool fellow and his self esteem is quite high. But when someone has
-100 cool points they are diagnossed with AIDs and are thought of as sluts who give fat chicks sex.

Friend 1: Dude, i dare you to bang mark's sister
Friend 2: OKAY!
**Some time passes**
Friend 2: **Shows Friend 1 Mark's Sister's Pantys**
Friend 1: DUDE!!! U get like 1000 cool points for this
**The friends exchange congradulatory High 5's**

by WWT SKATER September 6, 2008

gossip points

derived from the clique books, gossip points are given by the magnitude of your gossip. the bettter the gossip the more the points.

Jen is pregnant, thats at least 300 gossip points.

by JK! September 18, 2008

Penguin Point

A point made in argument or conversation which makes no logical sense. Mostly made by persons of diminished mental capacity.

Penguin Points often are made from desperation when trying to beat a superior opponent.

Huna was so desperate to justify her use of 3rd person speech that she made a total Penguin Point which Matt was easily able to rebuff.

by RP2016 December 11, 2012

pity points

Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.

Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.

by gman570 September 17, 2013

Brownie Points

Points amassed through doing things you don't want to do with your wife/girlfriend that can be used to purchase anal sex.

Last month I went to the garden show with her and this month we're having her parents over for dinner. I'm pretty sure I've got enough brownie points to have her ass everyday for a week!

by Mr. Chad March 22, 2010

style points

In college football, Style Points are needed to succeed in the BCS. When wins and losses can't decide where teams should be ranked, style points are needed to break ties. This term was coined by BCS voters and first widely used by Florida coach Urban Meyer after receiving few Style Points while playing a tough schedule.

Southern Cal, Michigan, and Florida all have a shot at the national title game, but USC's Style Points will put USC ahead.

by Brett Lackey December 6, 2006

man points

Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time

-Dude, I totally just walked barefoot over jagged rocks.
-Wow, you really earned some major man points.

by katelynamelia April 20, 2006