pantie pastry

When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.

"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."

by WiJac01 September 18, 2017

Panty puppy

A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...

Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021

Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.

That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!

by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010

Panty Splasher

A good looking heterosexual male.

He was quite the panty splasher back on the day

by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020

panty bush

an unusually large/hairy pubic region, bush etc that somewhat resembles a pair of panties usually seen on women

dude... you wouldn't believe the 70's shit this bitch had

what... she had a panty bush

a what?

panty bush... you know... a bush that looks like she was wearin panties when she wasn't

uggghhh... yeah

by d i z k o 2 0 8 April 30, 2012

panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.

Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha

by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016

panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017