Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
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Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat
by NekoHimi August 14, 2014
Get the picnic panic mug.Term used to describe the feeling many people, especially men, get when they end up behind a Prius while driving home from work.
Prius panic
Man 1: Oh Christ. I hope this asshole turns. I'd like to make it home before fucking 9.
Man 2: No kidding. Never seen a Prius go the speed limit.
Man 1: Yes! It's turning! *prius slowly comes to a full stop and turns slower than a fucking Amish carriage*
Man 1: Oh Christ. I hope this asshole turns. I'd like to make it home before fucking 9.
Man 2: No kidding. Never seen a Prius go the speed limit.
Man 1: Yes! It's turning! *prius slowly comes to a full stop and turns slower than a fucking Amish carriage*
by Getofftheroad October 20, 2015
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by whoreforurmom December 29, 2021
Get the gay panic mug.When you forget something and you start panicking, but immediately you remember it again. (Short-term memory)
1. "I keep doing 1 sec panic when I'm in hurry"
2. "I have short-term memory"
"so you have 1 sec panic?"
"Ofc"
2. "I have short-term memory"
"so you have 1 sec panic?"
"Ofc"
by Mwoya December 21, 2019
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Get the wide spread panic mug.When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.
RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?
Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?
Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!
Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.
Click
Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."
Pizza Box, How may I help you?
Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?
Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!
Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.
Click
Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."
by Fat Pizza guy June 29, 2011
Get the Delivery Panic mug.Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:
- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early
- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it
- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you
- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early
- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it
- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you
- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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