smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

by Lyss365001 November 28, 2016

pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.

Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010

pipe down

verb. To lower one's voice; to stop yelling, whining, complaining, etc. To partake of marijuana utilizing a pipe or bowl.

1. "Pipe down over there! We've heard enough of your bitching and complaining all fucking day today."
2. "You kids better pipe down, or else when your father gets done with his phone call, he's gonna be whooping some little asses!"
3. "Hey bro, meet us behind the shed in like 30 minutes man.....me and Mike are gonna 'pipe down' on some cronic dude ...."

by JKong October 3, 2013

piece pipe

a bad ass stealth bud pipe with a small stash chamber and easy to clean 3 piece construction, this pipe will probably get lost or stolen before it is wore out , retails for 60 bucks in the states a fair buy for a person who would appreciate it

hey what are u hitting? a roach? no its a little sneak a toke its a piece pipe

by jaredthemason December 15, 2008

pipe sex

What people do when they smoke weed out of a pipe and pass it to each other.

"No thanks, I have my own pipe. I'm not into pipe sex anymore"

by progressivethinker February 6, 2010

Pipe Bender

A girl with extemely tight genitalia, So tight in fact that if called upon, could possibly bend exhaust pipes.

She was so tight I thought I was caught in a pipe bender.

She was a real pipe bender.

by Birds&Sunshine January 18, 2009