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donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
by TGW75 September 7, 2010
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Flea Market Flynn

Flynn is a Non-Binary Zoy (zoggotoarian Boy) He has noragenitals, antennas, and only the Oy Vey Vey Oy people of Tampon Tim. Tim Walz. Nigger. I am gay.
Hey Flea Market Flynn! How much head have you given out this morning?

I'm Flea Market Flynn.
Hey Flea Market Flynn can you answer my question?
I'm Flea Market Flynn. I don't take questions. Only fentanyl.
Oh. Oy Vey!
Space laser may cum through head.
I am non binary demigender. Nigger People deserve to have their genitals chopped off.

Hello Flea Market Flynn.
I am Flea Market Flynn.
by Mongolian Enthusiast November 12, 2024
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VP Marketing

The most prestigious position ever made. You will most likely get a ton of work and emails. You are best friends with the one in-charge too.
Hey VP Marketing, did you get the other 20 emails sent today? Better respond or fail.
by Oceancommotionatthebeach June 3, 2025
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Market Mover

When a racehorse defies expectations and changes the odds on the market
Aw ye, just gonna go down to the TAB and put 20 bucks on "Ten Carat", she's a market mover
by melvinb52 March 14, 2019
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internet marketing

internet marketing is marketing a product or service online to increase a businesses revenue.
jaysonlinereviews.com teaches internet marketing to peeps who want to earn money online
by jaysonlinereviews December 29, 2016
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Blue Market

Definition: A term used to describe a fictional market that is supposedly even deeper and more secretive than the black market, so much so that it's "blue" instead of black. This term originated from a humorous statement made by Rami Abd-Alghany of the Kafr Qara district, in the state of Israel, highlighting the absurdity of the idea.

Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area

Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
"So, folks, this one talks about when Rami said that some people go to an even deeper black market, it's so black that it's blue, hence blue market. The statement doesn't make sense because a deeper black is just black and will never be blue. It's funny because a blue market sounds like a whale shop."
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 25, 2023
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Frat Market

(n): Similar to the "black market", the frat market is the illegal underground drug ring within any given fraternity. It can be used to purchase a wide variety of narcotics and other illegal substances.
Bro I need to hit up the Frat Market for some addy and some hydros to make it through finals!
by Adolf_Fratler May 27, 2016
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