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covid fat

Body fat accumulated during lame-ass pandemics.
Damn... Look at all that covid fat on Jeff Ross!
by Harvey Dogg December 20, 2020
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Covid Privilege

To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.
I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL
by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020
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Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
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COVID-19

Likened to the dreaded Freshman 15, the 15 pounds of weight you gain in the first year of college, the COVID-19 is the 19 pounds of weight you can expect to gain from sheltering in place and stress eating during a pandemic. You gain the COVID-19 when FedEx delivers the delicious prepared meals you ordered for the week and you're so bored you eat them all by Tuesday. You gain the COVID-19 when, finally, you eat up all the damn cans of beans you hoarded in March 2019 because you've been out of work so long you can't afford any new food.
I used to be celery, but after gaining the COVID-19 I'm a 🍐.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.
by Sygh January 29, 2021
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COVID-flexible

Adj- descriptive of state of mind regarding planning where one acknowledges the fact that between now and the time of an event, circumstances can change, all hell can break loose and you might have to adjust your plans- but you are ok with that.
Let's plan to go to Hawaii for Spring Break, but remain COVID-flexible.
by Vegas-21 August 5, 2020
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Covid-25

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."
by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020
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Hangover Covid

Hangover Covid (COVID aka Coronavirus Disease) is a symptom one experiences the morning after getting blackout drunk similar to a regular hangover and may subside for a few days. It's most common in people who think they had COVID but most certainly did not, and are now telling everyone they know that they survived the most infectious disease of 2020. Generally done for no other reason that to make an excuse that why felt slightly sick or to impress their peers.
"Yo, I got blackout drunk with my buddies from out of town and the next day I swear I had COVID."
"Did you take a test?"
"Nah but my headache lasted a few days and my nose was stuffed up for a bit."

"Bro you had hangover covid."
by cheesyfeet December 3, 2020
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