Couch Diva

A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.

He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.

"I wanted to watch tv in the living room this morning, but Emerson was being a huge couch diva."

by mophie March 27, 2014

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Couch Gang

An Esports professional team that will slam team forsake into the FUCKING GROUND!

Blue couch: couch gang is superior
Forsake rihsk: *in squeaky ass voice* no forsake is better
Blue couch: shut up bitch

by Blue couch April 30, 2020

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hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 04, 2010

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Couch Chocolate

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.

"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

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