Number Five

One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.

"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"

by ww15 April 1, 2019

Number one victory royale

Yeah fortnight we bout to get downed (get downed!) ten kills on the board right now

We get a, Number one victory royale yeah fortnight we bouta get downed (get downed) ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town, my friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading south bounds! Now we're in the pleasnt park streets, look at the map, go to the mark sheets, TAKE ME TO youR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNIGHT TO DAY

by thegg1ord March 22, 2021

nubs

Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.

Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.

by George November 21, 2004

avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption

this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.

by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010

NUMBASS

Northwestern University Marching Band Alto Saxophone Section

Did you see NUMBASS's perfect fast entry? Yeah, me neither.

by NUMBASS1991 April 5, 2010

Number Nine

two gay niggas kissing.

Number nine: gay niggas kissing.
this term describes two gay niggas kissing.

by 134340? July 3, 2019

numbat

Australian slang for an endearingly foolish, awkward, or mildly annoying person.

Named for the small, endearing, Australian marsupial. See also: dingus (Australian slang).

Oi, knock it off, ya numbat.

You're such a numbat.

by thylosmall December 29, 2019