Arse piss

The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea

I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.

by factmachine December 1, 2014

Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape

Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"

by Misty Anus May 10, 2017

Karcher arse

An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner

Sorry I won't be in today... Was up all night with karcher arse syndrome

by FrankHank November 16, 2016

arse popper

British slang for a person who enjoys anal sex

bob: i would not want to be in front of tim hes an arse popper
tim: i just love anal sex!

by britsh humour August 12, 2017

Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face

"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"

by kinglish October 19, 2018

Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.

I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!

by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015

arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023