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Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022
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Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night
by drtickles April 21, 2011
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fluffy tomato

A. a really "happy" and hot anime character either involving a tomato, or having red hair.

B. fluff·y (flf)
adj. fluff·i·er, fluff·i·est
1.
a. Of, relating to, or resembling fluff.
b. Covered with fluff.
2. Light and airy; soft: fluffy curls; a fluffy soufflé.
3.
a. Light or frivolous: a fluffy musical comedy.
b. Lacking depth or precision; fuzzy: hazy, fluffy thinking that only confused the matter.
fluffi·ly adv.
fluffi·ness n.

1.
a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
b. The fruit of this plant.
2. Slang A woman regarded as attractive.
Guy1: "mmm mmm did you see that fluffy tomato?"
Guy2: "man that's fresh like spaghetti, I'd eat that up and ask for seconds."
by InfiniteChaos13 June 15, 2010
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Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.
"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."
by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021
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Space tomato

A line used in a song by rupaul
Ru- whipping you up like a space tomato
Everyone- wtf is a space tomato
by Depressed lesbian February 14, 2021
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couch tomato

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
by Not your uncle April 9, 2019
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bonus tomato

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight
by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025
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