Nick

Damn sexiest man alive. Born in the cold state of Alaska, Nicholas A. Badman wrestled his first moose at the age of three and regularly put flaming poos on Sara Palin's door step from ages of 11-12. Tired of the lack of challenges the last frontier had to offer him, he moved to Oklahoma to take on Tornados, like in the movie Hercules. Afraid that he was becoming too powerful to trust himself, he moved to Ohio to live the simple life. But destiny called on him again, and he could no longer sit on his laurels. The call of the wild demanded that he save the world and if you listen very closely at night you can hear him constructing the cities of the future.

"Have you heard of Nick Badman?"
"Dude, who hasn't heard of Nick Badman. I heard he took on a pack of wolves just for a burrito."
"ME TOO!"

by darkling4ever September 2, 2016

Nick

A nick looks like a shy gay guy but deep inside he is freaking awesome, everybody loves him for the way he is, funny, extraordinary and maybe a little fat, and just because yannick sometimes pisses him off doesn’t mean nick is weak

You’ve been so strong lately, you’re a real nick

by Sadisticsexgnome October 29, 2019

Nick

Crazy. Nick is usually ginger, always an a** kicker he hopes to one day rule the world and likes long walks on the beach. He loves martial arts, esp the art of poke war. With flaming hair he shall dominate his enemies. Nick is not one to be trifled with. Be warned.

Ex1:

He poked u and he was ginger?

Yea

That must've been Nick

Ex2: that Nick is a bada**

by funnyferretz August 1, 2014

Nick

The type of dude who could eat two bowls of spinach then flex his biceps

Bro did you see Nick square those two bowls of spinach, what a super swab.

by GravyInspector February 2, 2020

Nick

Crazy. Nick is usually ginger, always an a** kicker he hopes to one day rule the world and likes long walks on the beach. He loves martial arts, esp the art of poke war. With flaming hair he shall dominate his enemies. Nick is not one to be trifled with. Be warned.

Ex1:

He poked u and he was ginger?

Yea

That must've been Nick

Ex2: that Nick is a bada**

by funnyferretz August 1, 2014

Nick

An asshole that stole my girlfriend, he’s very narcissistic and thinks he’s the fucking shit.

Me: Hey have you seen Nick today?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I’m gonna go beat his ass.

by Yeet-O-Tron9000 September 1, 2019

Nick

It is a name used to describe...

A small 12 year old boy that is bi sexual and has severe brain damage.
His hobbies are playing musical instruments,skating, playing video games and wanking to" American Pie" with his little penis.
His friends are... he has no friends.
But overall he is a kind and funny friend that everyone loves to be around.

Hey "Nick" you faggot come over here you little useless peasant.

by -T.G.Dictionary- June 13, 2016