by anonymous June 29, 2021
Get the Help ! I need somebody !mug. When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
by Dexterprog November 25, 2010
Get the Needs TV make-upmug. by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019
Get the does aiden need sleepmug. Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.
I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.
You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.
you might need a giraffe.
you might need a giraffe.
You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.
you might need a giraffe.
by Beammeupscotty May 11, 2014
Get the you might need a giraffemug. by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022
Get the michael needs to shut upmug. by yo fat May 19, 2017
Get the yo mom need milkmug. The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
by tirtle July 2, 2018
Get the Everybody needs a kosher snackmug.