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Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
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Monke means Gianni, Marco, Anthony, Jack, And David we are all Monke that eat bananas but Monke is not *Monkey* because Monke is family
by Gg.vr and stone of healing February 27, 2022
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We must return to monke. This term was created my the youtuber socksfor1's friend Blaza
by Monke_real May 7, 2022
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guy: I am Monke where banana hehehe E 69 funny
Me:(-_-)
by Hitlerisawoman July 31, 2021
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Skinne Monke

"I love skinne monke
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The now dead meme known as "Return To Monke" Which I think originates from the video where a person evolves from a monkey to a human and says "Go back I want to be monkey!" Is where simply a person acts like they are a monkey
Son: "Dad look at this cool meme I found!"
Dad: "Oh let me see."
Dad: "Why the fuck is a monkey dancing while someone is saying stinky poo in the background"
Son: "It's suppose to be funny dad!"
Dad: "I'm putting you up for adoption"
by IREALLYREALLYREALLYDONTKNOW April 22, 2022
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“Bro that’s such a monke moment
“Monke together stronk”
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