Monke

You but hairy and dumb

Guy: do you remember monkes

Other guy : um yea
Guy: THEY ALL FUCKING DIED THEY GODDAMN FUCKING DIED
Other guy: ⊙_⊙

by Melodyseen July 11, 2022

Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!

"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*

by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021

Monke

Monke means Gianni, Marco, Anthony, Jack, And David we are all Monke that eat bananas but Monke is not *Monkey* because Monke is family

Monke way better than monkey

by Gg.vr and stone of healing February 27, 2022

monke

an unfunny and annoying internet meme

guy: I am Monke where banana hehehe E 69 funny
Me:(-_-)

by Hitlerisawoman July 31, 2021

Monke

A joking way of using the word monkey. Usually used in memes

Reject humanity return to Monke.

by Hashira_ January 23, 2022

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Monke

Monke is ancestor, Monke is love, Monke is life, Monke is everything hooman are not hooman are not hot, monke on other hand is hot VERY hot.

Go back i want to be Monke >:(

by MonkeMMMMMM November 17, 2021