Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.
I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.
by Jacjoa November 05, 2021
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Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.
"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"
by Merlot69 April 30, 2009
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sissy mess

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.
That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.
by unlearn777 April 01, 2017
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chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.
The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.
by xmarksthewrong September 27, 2015
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That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way
"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"
by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022
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dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day
by capn' crunch February 07, 2014
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pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.
I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.
by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020
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