When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015
Get the masturbational planningmug. a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.
by ZingleZee November 18, 2019
Get the Masturbation Audiencemug. Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women
by daddymann March 10, 2016
Get the super masturbationmug. The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.
- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.
It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!
-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.
{Ego Masturbation)
It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!
-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.
{Ego Masturbation)
by "Fuzzy" January 6, 2007
Get the Ego Masturbationmug. The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.
Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016
Get the depression masturbationmug. A:*likes his own picture on Facebook
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation
by dick007 December 31, 2012
Get the cyber-masturbationmug. A form of masturbation invented by the famous SavageRealm. Aggresive masturbation is masturbating so hard that the skin of your dick comes off.
by twitch strivexd February 18, 2018
Get the aggressive masturbationmug.