mandelaverse theory

the theory in which all mandelaverses (universes where a "mandela effect event" actually occur) are parallel universes in which individuals who experience the mandala effect are just realising they have moved into a universe in which the event hadn't occured

"hey bro, have you heard of the mandelaverse theory?"
"yeah! i genuinely think it's real!"

by ramaaaaaar July 24, 2022

Mandingo

a group of slaves

They ain’t here for no mandingo

by ThatOneSlaveOwner August 1, 2022

Mandible

Black male who is retarted and a has big ass nostrils with big ass lips literally a retarted person who can’t read or write properly

Hey that mandible guy is a fucking loser

by IIIRAHHHHIII November 6, 2022

Mandie

Loves to sit on her man's face while on her rag. She was convicted of manslaughter for suffocating him. Police discovered it was her when rag stains were found near his nose. Weight Watchers subsequently dropped her from sponsorship after it was discovered thanksgiving dinner was ruined when she sat on her turkey's face. The rag stains were telling. Mandie do better.

Mandie, wtf is this mess of you leaving raggy faces all over your man and your turkey. It's wild!!

by BonquishaSunshine November 30, 2022

mandela_catalogue

It's A Cool Horror series Made By Alex Kister and stop with the nsfw😨

Hey Have You Seen That One Horror Series mandela_catalogue?

by anonymous September 13, 2022

Madill middle/high school

This is a place where a surprising amount of kids actually do hard drugs like crack and meth. Most girls think they're bad bitches but don't even know how to throw a proper punch. You would actually be surprised how many girls lost their virginity at the age of 13 in this school. But the boys aren't much better though, most of them vape or smoke weed. But there are some of the weird boys who have for sure masturbaited in the school bathroom. Some of the teachers are low-key racist, if they see a white kid talking loudly to his friends then the teacher won't care, but as SOON as the teacher sees a Mexican or a black kid whispering quietly to their friends, then the teacher might give them lunch detention. Also for some reason, there's a new schoolfight here almost every week.

Person 1: Dude, you got Madill middle/high school?
Person 2: Yea.
Person 1: Thats gotta suck.

by Devonte_Da_Toilet_Destroyer January 23, 2023

Mandi

Men by the name of Fernando who take their gf to all 49er games and all events so that it looks like he cares but is a cover for her supervision. Fernando’s rather not ask cuz they know they will be denied a night out with the boys.

Mandi was invited to a football game by the boys and says he is taking his girl because it is a tradition.

by Jfrg2 February 15, 2023