Noah majors

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

by Noah majors August 20, 2019

Major fools days

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull

Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?

by Kbass6969 April 2, 2021

Morel Majority

An elitist "goodie-two-shoes" group of Bible-thumpers who also enjoyed chowing down on wild mushrooms.

Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

G Major

I call this "the people's key". It's a common key used in folk music and ballads. It's also a simple key to play in.

Songs in the key if G Major:

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Let Her Go by Passenger

Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Major Biff

A discription of a guy that blows his load all over a woman's face.

"Hey check out Peter, he's graduated to a Major Biff!"

by Derek W February 4, 2006

Majority Opinion

Isn't truth. It's the ad populum fallacy. That is why not-smart.

Hym "Hahahahaha! Majority Opinion!? Ha! That is hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025