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Tyranny of the majority

Person 1; We should abolish the Electoral College!
Person2; NoOoO! That would give high population areas more power, that's tyranny of the majority!
Person1; . . .bruh
by DankiBuddha November 2, 2020
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Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021
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Major fools days

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull
Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?
by Kbass6969 April 2, 2021
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MAJOR BONES

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.

It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.

Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021
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Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
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Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.
Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.
by Wxllco July 16, 2022
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