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Major Gun

One who carries a big gun but has a unit of unknown size.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.
Major Gun was beep beep beeeeeeeped by itooted.
by itooted August 22, 2003
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Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.
"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."
by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021
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Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.
i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy
by cassx2 January 13, 2025
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Major Cloog

Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao
by Pinos Mrime April 3, 2024
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Major Frick Moment

When you frick up really bad, a big oof, a major frick up, a bad time.
Max this is a major frick moment bro beans!
by Brotato Brawler May 5, 2019
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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