salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015
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squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos
by sailorlily May 24, 2021
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 16, 2023
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08 Mommys

by Bobyboolol September 17, 2022
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mommy cholo

Something hoodious says on discord for some reason “A Mexican mother
Hoodious where are you
In your mommy cholo
by Pubble July 05, 2023
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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023
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bonus mommy

A step-mother who feels the need to try abundantly hard to make another woman's child love her. Normally a failed attempt, but an attempt regardless.
She's not a bonus mommy, she's a freeloader who is trying to convince someone else's kids to love her.
by Veronique Tallywacker October 03, 2017
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