lard lord

A very large (fat) person.

This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.

by K1L562 June 3, 2019

Lord Garrison

Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students

“Lord Garrison failed me on my final!”
“Nah chill twin garbear will clutch with that cruve”

by MondayNightHalfApps August 8, 2023

Swag lord

The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.

Ayyo, dat swag lord dripped to the mofucking teeth homie

by John McWhite September 9, 2021

Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

The Dragon lord

A villian in the kids show Teenage mutatnt ninja turtles the next mutation. He is the lord of a race of humaniod dragons that once ruled the planet before recorded history but was defeated and thrown in to a magic mirror. However in this series he is able to escape and he captures splinter. He is green, ugly, powerful and ruthless.

"I was watching an old series of TMNT last night"

"really wich one"

"the one with the dragon lord"

by Finnerty October 16, 2009

lank lord

Tall sexy beast

Tom is such a lank lord

by Coco rice August 20, 2017

Steam Lord

Someone who holds a substantial amount of power (socially) on the digital gaming vendor platform known as steam. This power exists in forms such as influence, reputation and one who is owner of a large group on steam. This power only exists socially and does not include the form of power Valve staff members hold. A Steam Lord is renown for their influence and the social power they posses over people. Usually a Steam Lord will coerce, or persuade his or her flock of followers/friends to perform certain task or instruct them to something.

Jack: I was in contact with a Steam Lord earlier.
Jenny: Yeah I heard you shouldn't mess with them, you'd regret it.

by Coolbird42 November 21, 2016