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Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!
by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022
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linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
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Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.
“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”
by fetchfun November 8, 2018
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Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz
by Penisiisi September 3, 2021
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Lizards

Lizards correspond to the NBA basketball Team Washington Wizards. When you are such a bad team in the NBA LIZARDS is the new nickname.
Have you seen the shitty Washington LIZARDS lose again? Westbrick bricked it again? OMG, the Lizards are ass.
by axtrosity April 9, 2021
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Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall
What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”
by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025
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