Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.
by Trolkin King November 17, 2017
Get the trout lapmug. LAP: Liberal American Princess
Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness
• Favorite friend is the mirror
• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl
• Pretends not to know anything about politics.
• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.
• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness
• Favorite friend is the mirror
• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl
• Pretends not to know anything about politics.
• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.
• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021
Get the LAPmug. by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021
Get the crap lapmug. Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
by Lap yurtz June 4, 2022
Get the Lap yurtzmug. by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021
Get the triple lapsmug. lap-aroundsss
when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass
by sanxity November 5, 2018
Get the lap-aroundsssmug. usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
get into but never does and just appears weak
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
Get the lap noodlemug.