Landon

And inbred bitch,uglyass hoe, dumbass motherfucker

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
IT'S NOT THAT BAD AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LANDON
YOU'RE RIGHT

by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020

Landon

A fucking pussy

Landon is a fucking pussy

by Penis man 123 October 28, 2019

Landon

Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.

Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.

by Meals104 May 19, 2020

Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.

person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."

by williambowery November 13, 2023

Landon

The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.

Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...

by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021

Landon Harrison

Landon Harrison is a high school kid with a square head who vapes and smokes weed in the bathroom everyday. He is usually too faded to be aware of his surroundings.

Landon Harrison is so faded, he put the ramen in the microwave without unwrapping it.

by Insullen October 17, 2025

Landon

Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.

"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"

by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021